Thursday, December 11, 2008

Best. Movie Blurb. Ever.

"Where's Dolph Lundgren these days?", I hear you say.

People, at the video shop yesterday I found the answer to your question.

Missionary Man
Full of vengeance and out for justice, a mysterious stranger with a score to settle rolls into a small town unannounced, forever changing life for its citizens caught under the oppressive thumb of a local tyrant. Armed with his Bible, his motorcycle and his thirst for revenge, the stranger faces down the evil dictator in true vigilante style, proving that justice still packs a mighty punch.

Written, directed by and starring Dolph Lundgren (from Rocky IV), Missionary Manis an action-packed, modern-day Western in the tradition of films like 'Walking Tall' and 'Roadhouse'.


Now we know who Bush's policy adviser was.

P.S. I did not make the above film synopsis up. Honest.

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